Sunday, April 28, 2013

oh no lead!

I found out that about 400 brands of lipstick have lead in them (like pencil lead). Lead can cause really bad health problems, and i't so bad toys and furniture with lead in it have been band. So, I thought why would I put that on my lips?! I was really sad because you know girls love their lipstick. I found something on line that saved my life, crayon lipstick . I know it sounds crazy but it works it's awesome.

 Here's how:
ingredients:
1/2 teaspoon Castor oil
1/2 teaspoon 100% pure shea butter
crayons

How to do it:  fill a double boiler half way with water. Next, put the castor oil and the shea butter in the boiler. Then pick a crayon you can use any color and mix colors. You can use a color wheel.
  Then rip the crayon in half and peal it off, then put it in the boiler. Put it on medium high. Sure.  When it is all melted (should take a minute) quickly put in a small container and put in the refrigerator in till hard (about 10 minutes). Next take out of the refrigerator. Finally, use on you lips.  Tell us what you think in the comment section. Thanks.

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

quiz


Field Trip Dilema

Which field trip would be perfect for you???
Take this quiz to find out.

  1. The perfect way for you to get a top grade in a group project is to:

  2. write a report
    do research for the group
    direct a skit

  3. a perfect saturday afternoon would include

  4. Playing games online
    helping out at an animal shelter
    playing untill your breathless at the park

  5. the perfect pet for you would be

  6. kitten
    puppy
    Horse

  7. The perfect summer job would be

  8. helping put away books at the library
    doing yard work for an elder neighbor
    working as a camp counsler

  9. The perfect way for you to help a sad friend is to

  10. Sit and listen to her problem
    give her a hug
    Offer your best advice

Mostly A's = A museum
Mostly B's = A wildlife refuge
Mostly C's = An adventure course

Sunday, April 14, 2013

Jokes

Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?A: A bull-dozer.

Q: How do you fit more pigs on your farm?A: Build a sty-scraper!

Q: What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk?A: An udder failure.

Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?A: Because they have big fingers!

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?A: Spoiled milk.

Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry?A: They are always stuffed!

Q: Why do fish live in salt water?A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? A: Spoiled milk. 

Q: Where do polar bears vote? A: The North Poll 

Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? A: Odor in the court!

Q: What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? A: Ouch!

Q: Why did the snake cross the road?A: To get to the other ssssssside!

Q: Why are fish so smart? A: Because they live in schools.

Q: What do you call a cow that won't give milk?A: A milk dud!

Q: When is a well dressed lion like a weed?A: When he's a dandelion (dandy lion)

Q: How does a lion greet the other animals in the field?A: Pleased to eat you.

Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?A: He felt funny!

Q: What fish only swims at night?A: A starfish!

Q: Why is a fish easy to weigh?A: Because it has its own scales!

Q: What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?A: An eggroll!

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road?A: Because there was a KFC on the other side!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show everyone he wasn't chicken!

Q: Why did the lion spit out the clown?A: Because he tasted funny!

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?A: To prove he wasn't chicken!

Q: What animals are on legal documents?A: Seals!

Q: What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?A: A pie-thon!

Q: What is 'out of bounds'?A: An exhausted kangaroo!
Q: What did the spider do on the computer? A: Made a website! 

Q: What did the computer do at lunchtime?A: Had a byte!

Q: What does a baby computer call his father?A: Data!

Q: Why did the computer keep sneezing?A: It had a virus!

Q: What is a computer virus?A: A terminal illness!

Q: Why was the computer cold?A: It left it's Windows open!

Q: Why was there a bug in the computer?A: Because it was looking for a byte to eat?

Q: Why did the computer squeak?A: Because someone stepped on it's mouse!

Q: What do you get when you cross a computer and a life guard?A: A screensaver!

Q: Where do all the cool mice live?A: In their mousepads

Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant?A: Lots of memory!

Q: What did the buffalo say to his son when he went away on a trip?A: Bison!

Q: Why didn't the boy believe the tiger?A: He thought it was a lion!

Q: How do bees get to school?A: By school buzz!

Q: What do you call a bear with no ears?A: B!

Q: What animal has more lives than a cat?A: Frogs, they croak every night!Q: What is black; white; green and bumpy?
A: A pickle wearing a tuxedo.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?A: Nacho cheese!

Q: What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?A: Sanka!

Q: What's the best thing to put into a pie?A: Your teeth!

Q: Waiter, this food tastes kind of funny?A: Then why aren't you laughing!

Q: Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?A: I'm not telling you. You might spread it!

Q: Why do the French like to eat snails?A: Because they don't like fast food!

Q: Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea?A: To go with the jellyfish!

Q: Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke?A: Because it might crack up!

Q: What did the baby corn say to it's mom?A: Where is pop corn?

Q: What do you call candy that was stolen?A: Hot chocolate!

Q: What kind of nuts always seems to have a cold?A: Cashews!

Q: Waiter, will my pizza be long?A: No sir, it will be round!

Q: What is green and sings?A: Elvis Parsley

Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?A: Because it wasn't peeling well!

Q: What is green and brown and crawls through the grass?A: A Girl Scout who has lost her cookie.

Q: What is white, has a horn, and gives milk?A: A dairy truck!

Q: What candy do you eat on the playground?A: Recess pieces.

Q: Why don't you starve in a desert?A: Because of all the 'sand which is' there.

Q: How do you make a walnut laugh?A: Crack it up!

Q: In which school do you learn to make ice cream?A: Sunday School.

Q: What do elves make sandwiches with?A: Shortbread

Q: Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?A: Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.

Q: What is a pretzel's favorite dance?A: The Twist!

Q: What are twins favorite fruit?A: Pears!

Q: If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make?A: Slippers!

Q: What do you give to a sick lemon?A: Lemon aid!

Q: Why did the lady love to drink hot chocolate?A: Because she was a cocoanut!

Q: How do you make a milk shake?A: Give it a good scare!

Q: What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?A: An astronut!

Q: What kind of keys do kids like to carry?A: Cookies!

Q: Why don't they serve chocolate in prison? A: Because it makes you break out! 

Q: What cheese is made backwards?Q: What is a cow's favorite day?A: Moo-years Day!

Q: What do you get a man who has everything for his birthday?A: A burglar alarm!

Q: What do you get when you plant kisses?A: Two lips.

Q: What did the light bulb say to her man on Valentine's Day?A: I wuv you watts and watts.

Q: Where does the Easter bunny get his breakfast?A: IHOP!

Q: How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?A: Lots of eggercise!

Q: What was the most popular dance in 1776?A: Indepen-dance!

Q: What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?A: A sham rock

Q: Why is St. Patrick's day most frog's favorite holiday?A: Because they are already wearing green

Q: Knock Knock, Who's there? Irish. Irish Who?A: Irish you a happy St. Patricks dayQ: Knock, knock----Who's There?----Ashe----Ashe who?A: Bless you!

Q: Knock, knock----Who's there?----Nobel----Nobel who?A: No bell, that's why I knocked!

Q: Knock, knock----Who's there?----Leaf----Leaf who?A: Leaf me alone!

Q: Knock, knock----Who's There?----lettuce----lettuce who?A: Lettuce in and you'll find out!

Q: Knock-knock----Who's there?----Aaron----Aaron who?A: Why Aaron you opening the door?

Q: Knock, knock----Who's There?----Tank----Tank Who?A: You're welcome!

Q: Knock, knock----Who's there?----Hawaii----Hawaii who?A: I'm fine, Hawaii you?

Q: Knock, knock----Who's there?----Orange----Orange who?A: Orange you even going to open the door!

Q: Knock-knock----Who's there?----Gray Z----Gray Z who?A: Gray Z mixed up kid.

Q: Knock, knock----Who's There?----Who----Who Who?A: Is there an owl in there?

Q: Knock, knock----Who's There?----Anita----Anita who?A: Anita to borrow a pencil.

Q: Knock, knock----Who's There?----Woo----Woo who?A: Don't get so excited, it's just a joke.

Q: Knock, knock----Who's There?----Figs----Figs who?A: Figs the doorbell, it's broken!

Q: Knock-knock----Who's there?----Alice----Alice who?A: Alice fair in love and war.

Q: Knock, knock----Who's There?----Annie----Annie Who?A: Annie thing you can do, I can do better.

Q: Knock-knock----Who's there?----Yukon----Yukon who?A: Yukon say that again!

Q: Knock, knock----Who's There?----Boo----Boo Who?A: Well you don't have to cry about it.

Q: Knock, knock----Who's There?----Theodore----Theodore who?A: Theodore is stuck and it won't open!

Q: Knock-knock----Who's there?----Cher----Cher who?A: Cher would be nice if you opened the door!

Q: Knock, knock----Who's There?----Amos----Amos who?A: A mosquito bit me!

Q: Knock, knock----Who's There?----Police----Police Who?A: Police let us in, it's cold out here!

Q: Knock-knock----Who's there?----Amarillo----Amarillo who?A: Amarillo nice guy.

Q: Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?A: They kept saying Bach, Bach!

Q: Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?A: Because she broke the record!

Q: What type of music are balloons scared of?A: Pop music!

Q: What makes music on your head?A: A head band!

Q: What part of the turkey is musical?A: The drumstick!

Q: What is the difference between a fish and a piano?A: You can't tuna fish!

Q: What has forty feet and sings?A: The school choir!

Q: Why did the girl sit on the ladder to sing?A: She wanted to reach the high notes!

Q: What is the musical part of a snake?A: The scales!

Q: Where did the music teacher leave his keys?A: In the piano!

Q: What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?A: A moo-sician

Q: What makes pirates such good singers?A: They can hit the high Cs!

Scarves

This spring the new trend is scarves. Wear them any way! Look up new ways to wear them!

Girls websites

http://www.fashionplaytes.com/?f=fpgirl&utm_source=fpgirl&utm_medium=dr&utm_campaign=offline


Check out this cool new website to design cool new clothes and have them shipped to your house!
 You can also design jewelry and give a make over to an animated character.


 http://www.girlsgogames.com/



 Also check out this one! This one has tons of makeover games cooking games and more. Try it ! It is really fun!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, April 2, 2013